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That's Management For You- (HUMOR)
Posted on October 2, 2013

A NEW APPROACH TO TRAINING
A cowboy walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of cow manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "I want some coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure, coming right up." He gets the cowboy a mug of coffee, and the cowboy drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.

The next morning the cowboy returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of cow manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "I want coffee". The waiter says "Whoa, cowboy. We're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?"

The cowboy smiles and proudly says, "I'm in training for upper management: come in, drink coffee, shoot the shit, and disappear for the rest of the day."

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